So last night my dream was pretty epic. It involved walking down the highway at various points. During those times, I saw people standing on these poles with bandaged hands panhandling with signs. Somehow I knew these people and I knew they were scam artists? Also, there was a crazy band playing on the other side of the highway and I saw an old friend playing with the band. I wanted to hug him to say hello (after their performance of course) but he was really sweaty. Also for some reason he had become super muscle-y and was wearing one of those work out tank tops. Not as crazy as this but you get the idea (p.s. anyone seen this guy's TLC special? Its scary AND gross!). So anyways, I also remember I had to drop off my dad at the train station and we drove to this amazing farm with lots of animals. For starters, they had fuzzy baby ponies. FUZZY BABY PONIES!?! Can you even handle that?
(like this but even fuzzier! like a baby chick)
Then, as we drive down this dirt road to the train station (I'm sure it was an excellent train station being down a dirt road and all) we saw tons of beautiful birds and I kept thinking, 'Wow I should tell my mom about this place'. So I did and then me mom and I went to a bunch of different Targets where she went food shopping and then we were looking for a special item no one had. I feel like it was drugs? Also, half of the store sold strange faux stone and marble museum statues and heads. They were 'aged' and missing pieces, as if they were actual discovered artifacts. There I saw someone's old boyfriend, who I hadn't thought of in years, buying his girlfriend a marble cat head to display her hats on. I kept thinking,'how many hats? Is she going to stack them all on this one cat head?' Because clearly, that's what I should be concerned with in this situation.
And this is why I shouldn't eat so many cookies before bed.