...cat! No, not really but I did get this sling* I ordered in the mail today and inspired by Shannon, I tried it out with 2 of the 3 of our cats.
In all seriousness, this belly:
has this inside:
The poor ultrasound tech was having a hard time getting a profile shot of the little guy. She kept saying "he just keeps showing me his penis". At one point, when she took a photo of his arm and it looked like he was flexing.
God, I hope our kid doesn't use these moves outside of the womb.
* on super sale! these slings are usually $70+ and I got it for under $40. yeeesssss!